Stinky Me

Before I was born, mommy was telling daddy every day that I'd poop a lot. Daddy never believed it. Yesterday I heard him say to mommy, "He really poops a lot."

My system is not fully developed yet. A lot of times before I fart, pee or poop, I don't know what's going on. I have this funny feeling of my stomache that is similar to cramps or maybe contractions and it really hurts. Hence I usually start to cry before I pee or poop. Then mommy and daddy will know to change my diaper.

Mommy usually washes me with wet cotton ball and warm water. Yeah, that sure feels great. Daddy would just wipe me with those cold baby wipes. Fortunately it's summer time or I may be very uncomfortable.

I'm trying hard to smile these days, but it hasn't worked quite well yet. My muscles are not fully developed. Sometimes when I pass gas, my expression looks very much like a smiley face. Well, I'm content when I fart. I guess that could be counted as a pre-smile? Mommy and daddy can't wait to take my smiling pictures so I got to work really hard on that...