Top 10 Reasons for NOT Getting Pregnant

10) You don't want to puke for 7 times a day.
9) You're afraid that party money will become diaper money.
8) You can no longer wear a thong or bikini in public.
7) Your house will be as clean as a garbage dump.
6) PMS mood swings pale in comparison to preggo mood swings.
5) You don't want to compete with your husband's beer belly.
4) You don't want to lose your twice-a-day sex joy.
3) You don't want to go to the restroom every 20 minutes.
2) You don't want the word RESPONSIBILITY in your dictionary at all.

And the most important thing is:

1) You believe there are somethings better left unknown in this world, like CONSTIPATION...