Top 10 Reasons for Getting Pregnant

10) You are a woman, your body is built for it
9) You just bought stocks on Pamper companies
8) You can bicker with your husband every day for having done this to you – his one flick of happy moment caused you nine months of torture and upcoming 18 years of slavery for both of you
7) You can fart and everyone will think it’s the baby
6) You can sleep for 17 hours a day while your spouse cleans, shops and cooks
5) It’s all right if you constantly lose your temper because you’re supposed to be moody
4) You’re not expected much at work once people find out you’re carrying a baby
3) Other people will forgive your sin of owning a mini-van
2) It gives your spouse someone else to talk to

And most important of all:

1) You get TAX CREDIT